I remember watching TLJ for the first time and thinking I was only going to be able to make (1) Skype joke cause of Poe and Hux, but Kylo and Rey raised the bar entirely.
Kylo Ren gets to that stage of his villain hood where fate keeps sending plucky, depressed, chosen-one teens to fight him and he has to continually look into the camera ben wyatt style because he’s not facing off a goddamn thirteen year old. He just ends up adopting all of them out of pity.
Kylo: alright, new rules to the game. You have to be a certain height to fight me-
*half of the kids leave*
Kylo: you have to have finished middle school or be older than a middle schooler-
13 yr old: *raises hand*
Kylo: what ? what is it now ?
13 yr old: im finishing middle school in a few days. there’s a ceremony. we could fight after the ceremony if you want.
Kylo Ren gets to that stage of his villain hood where fate keeps sending plucky, depressed, chosen-one teens to fight him and he has to continually look into the camera ben wyatt style because he’s not facing off a goddamn thirteen year old. He just ends up adopting all of them out of pity.
This post just became infinitely funnier to me because I realized Darth Vader was down to throw hands with a fourteen year old Ezra Bridger.
I absolutely love that kylo ren just ditches all his responsibilities when rey is around. Like he was so determined to find BB8 but the second he heard abt rey he’s like me when I’m cleaning my room and I find my old Bop-it and completely forget all my chores lmao
darth-tantrum 