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The Mighty Nein’s Reactions to Kylo Ren, an analysis. 

Nott:

• loves him. 
• insists on calling him Ben Solo and corrects people who don’t call him that. 
• wants him to settle down with Rey
• Gets Emotional Over The Leia on The Bridge Scene
• Leia: My son is gone. 
• Nott: *begins signing the adoption papers*
• Reylo Shipper because she wants to see her fictional son happy and in a loving relationship

Jester:

• loves him because she’s thirsty.
• Reylo Shipper For Very Different Reasons Than Nott
• Hopeless romantic
• “darth dadd-” *the whole group screams at her*
• Probably is also obsessed with Anakin

Caleb: 

• Conflicted™
• Doesn’t like Kylo Ren or introspection
• Is fascinated by the magic of movies (moving pictures ????) and also the premise of the movie….but is Uncomfortable Every Time Kylo Comes on Screen. 
• Kylo: “I want to be free of this pain.”
• Caleb:
• Puts up with it all for Nott

Fjord: 

• Never saw the other movies and feels like he’s missing plot details. 
• Keeps asking ‘is that Luke Skywalker ?’ at ever character that comes on screen that isn’t Luke Skywalker. 
• Stans Han Solo And Gets A Nasty Surprise. 
• Doesn’t like Kylo and thinks Jester and Nott are weird. 
• Fjord: HE KILLED HIS DAD ! 
• Jester & Nott: SHUT UP !

Beau: 

• Thinks Kylo is annoying and a bad guy, but secretly loves femme Kylo.
• Can’t sit still to watch a two and half hour thing no matter how engaging it is. 

Mollymauk:

• Loves to screw with Nott and Jester so he makes jokes about Kylo dying.
• Keeps asking “is that Luke Skywalker ?” not because he doesn’t know but because >:) 

Caduceus:

• MOVING PICTURES ????? M O VING PICTURES ???? 
• Will wonders ever cease.
• The credits roll and suddenly Caduceus drops a scarily accurate psychoanalysis on all the characters. 
• Doesn’t like Kylo Ren, but his wisdom score shows him the very flawed and broken human being under the shell. 

Yasha:

• Fell asleep during the movie.