dancingpenguin57:

My copy of Lego Star Wars: Stormtrooper Class Clowns finally arrived and, man, everyone needs to buy this.

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY.

This is the first page. I think I had a seizure.

I honestly just want to post the entire book, but can’t for obvious reasons, so here are some choice, slightly-out-of-context quotes:

  • “Today, you are going to play a game called Droid Dodgeball,” Kylo said.
  • They knew they’d made a big mistake. Kylo didn’t like anyone messing up his cool, long hair.
  • “Students,” he said while upside down. “Use your space pens to take this important note: You must never tell Supreme Leader Snoke what happened here today. This is the third gym I’ve destroyed this week, so let’s make this our little secret. Okay?”
  • “Three cheers for Kylo Ren, the destroyer of bad cafeteria food!”